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A warm welcome to the deep thoughts, musings, sexy tips and occasional warnings of an ex-stripper.

Toss your stilettos into a corner, lounge back on a divine divan and sample tantilizing topics including how to build self-confidence and perform your own strip-tease, controversial discussions on women's issues, psychology and addiction.

You'll also find shocking stripper news, interviews, professional stripper tips, how to maximize your earning potential and get the low-down on bizzarre strip club encounters. More serious issues such as stripper safety, drug abuse and eating disorders are discussed in this blog and balanced with fun illustrations, videos and suggestions on how to turn on your man and other posts of sensual frivolity. The boys haven't been left out and can cruise the 'Gentleman's Bar' to find out all manner of secret intelligence including how to date a stripper.

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

'Amercian Idol' sues Texas Strip Club for Sexy Spin-Off

The Palazio's Men's Club in Texas has come up with a stripper competition called (drum roll) 'Stripper Idol.' The strippers can win $500 by dancing topless for 60 seconds and the winner is judged by the amount of audience applause.

The 'American Idol' creators Freemantle Media have kicked up a stink about the name of the competition, saying that consumers will get confused or mislead about who is sponsoring the weekly events. Freemantle Media says they are infringing on trademark rights. The clubs logo for the competition has a similar look and feel to the American Idol logo, however the club manager Scott Stevenson believes otherwise, "It's shocking. We're just a local company it's not like we're some big threat."

Written by Lana night

American Idol logo Pictures, Images and Photos

Your Sexy Strip Show - 3 Dynamite Principles for Tasty Tease

These 3 principles are the main thrust of a kick-ass strip routine:

1. Smile, relax and have fun! (If you are enjoying yourself, he will too).

2. Keep your posture straight and stick your breasts out! (Keep shoulders relaxed or you'll look tense).

3. Maintain eye contact. (If you look at the floor he won't feel as connected with you).

These secret tips will have him worshipping you like a Goddess.
Use them wisely:)
pink lipstick Pictures, Images and Photos

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Freaky Followers - Stripper Safety Tip

There is nothing scarier than being followed home from work. One time I was followed home by a taxi driver. I'd spoken to him in the strip club earlier on that night. I recognised his thick black glasses and uniform when he pulled up behind me at the traffic lights. On closer inspection I recognised his face. When I became suspicious that he was following me, I made a series of sharp turns to confirm my suspicions. When he mimicked every turn I made, I started to panic. Luckily I'd just sunk some money into a brand new red sports car and gunned it into the distance. I was lucky I had my wits about me that night. I might not have even noticed I was being tailed or could easily have had a car accident.

The biggest mistake is to convince yourself that it won't happen to you. How do you keep this from happening? Find out where the two closest police stations are from your work and your house. Study the street directory in detail and get to know the main roads that lead to both of them. If you suspect you are being followed simply drive to the nearest police station instead of your home. You can also keep emergency numbers on speed dial in your mobile phone and have it on hand as soon as you leave the club.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Feisty Pheromones

Did you know that science can help you attract men? Pheromones are technically an 'invisible booty call' that travels through the air to captivate men. Ways to increase your pheromones include eating well, exercising regularly and taking herbal supplements eg. zinc.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Stripper Quotes

"They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them" - Mohandas K. Gandhi.

Strip Club Safety Tip for Newbies

Whenever you leave your strip club, make sure that you at least tell the bouncer at the door. It's better to wait for a bouncer to walk you to your car to avoid any unwanted attention. Fair enough this attention could be harmless, but it could also be potentially dangerous. I've heard heaps of stories about girls being hassled after work who couldn't be bothered to wait for a chaperon.

Monday, July 20, 2009

All that Twitters?

At first I thought "Twitter" was a great big waste of time, but now I've gotten used to it I begin to see the attraction. Sure enough there are people that talk about the amazing fact that they have just brewed a cup of tea or to sell services and products, but it does show you a different side to the personality. The little snippets/tweets you receive from each person start to build a picture of them over a period of time.